you know, back at home someone stares at you, you just stare back and they quickly turn away. at least if you were taught by your folks, you do not stare at all! well, this is one of the funniest things i think bill and i have ever discussed and i wanted to share it with you guys.
we were on the train to st. petersburg and this woman was staring at me. like, putting holes through me she was staring so dang hard. when i stared back, she kept staring. as she was staring at me i was pulling out my passport to show the person at customs. so bill and i walk off and sit down for a drink. he notices i was kinda down and he asks me why. i explain to him the lady was just being impolite and staring at me and it just kinda bothered me. he looked me deep in my big brown eyes, grabbed my hand very tightly and put it to his heart and said, "Deni...you have something that that woman will never have, and that is the Bill of Rights!" i'm sorry....i am laughing right now. he was being very serious! if you know bill, he is very honest and sincere in everything he says and does. i just stared at him like he did not speak english. you know...the mouth wide open and deer caught in headlights look. "When you pulled out that BLUE passport (every country has a different color passport and america's is blue) and she saw that bald eagle on the front, all she could do was get jealous of you!"
this is by far one of the best and funniest things he has ever said, and proabably in his life! every thing he said was right. my right as a free american may not go past the beautiful lady liberty in new york city and only applies to a few acres in moscow. i love bill. he is so sincere and fuuny. all i could was laugh that day about what he said, but you know what...like usual... he was right.
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This was cute and funny. :) Thanks for the postcard.
I am glad you love Bill. I do too. And, I better be in this wedding when you all get back. Don't pull some crazy shit like getting married by Boris Yeltzan dressed as Elvis in the Red Squarw.
"Oh, I'm proud to be an American...where at least I know I'm free...and I won't forget the men who died..." etc.
Yes, what good is having a Bill of Rights if we can't lord it over non-Bill of Rights having countries.
I love the Bill of Rights, but I'm also pretty fond of the Bill of Oologah, too.
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